I do think one of these days in all my free spare time (<--- this is me living in denial/fantasy) I will make a segment or 2 of this video. Or at least some stills. We decided we would call it: Do It Fer Your Babys Daddy Say it with a southern drawl.
The "instructor" will be someone like me, fresh out of bed, hair uncombed, coffee dribbling from her lips. Stained t-shirt, ripped sweatpants, and a pair of ratty slippers (optional) will be the uniform of choice. I hope you're not the sensitive type because she's probably not a morning person so she may use the words "lazy" and "ass" a lot to motivate you.
Don't worry about keeping up because there will probably be no pattern. She may run off camera from time to time, ignore any off camera crying, yelling, or throwing of things, consider it background music.
Finally, there will be GREAT motivation factors. She suggests placing your box-o-wine between your feet and refill your glass every 10 sit ups! For push-ups we suggest having a page turner handy so while you're doing your reps you can catch up on the latest Nascar Illustrated copy. Oh and as an added bonus the tape will include a razor so you can combine shaving with stretching (yes, it's that time of year to shave again).
Oh and be sure to buy the censored version if cussin' is an issue. It's only about 6 minutes long as opposed to the 35 min full version but you'll get the gist of it.
Happy Easter week folks!
16 comments:
PIMPLMAO!! You did it. Now we're bound. I'll film. You can be the star. It's okay. Really. But I can probably provide back up cussing if you need it. "DAMN, that looks like it hurt! You okay? Need more wine?"
Dy
This'll be on DVD, yes? Not TV. Cause if it comes on during my soaps or I miss Maury I'll be mighty pissed.
*Snort!* LMAO!
O.K., seriously. I gotta go work out. It is THAT woman that keeps me going............so I'd definitely buy the DVD!!
You guys are HILARIOUS!!!!
ROFL!!!! I love it!!! Put me on the pre-order waiting list for a copy!! Thats's just GOOD stuff! Can I get a "Hell,yeh!"?! LMAO!!!!
OK, that's, what three buyers? I think we need to do this thang while you're here!
Dy
OOOO!! OOO!! Me too! Can I yell "Git 'er done!! and "Hot damn!" off camera a few times during the shoot? ROFLMAO!!
You will of course have to perfect that little shuffling of the feet dance, whilst holding a Budweiser just above eye-level and never spiilling a drop. I've seen it done at a few family reunions.
Jesus, this is the funniest thing I've heard in forever! Be sure and add some non traditional excersizes in there for my beer can crushing hand and my arm wrestling arm ok? Mama gotta earn her "props" you know?
ROFL you guys are hired as my class in the background!
This is just too funny. I wanna be in the background class, too. I can swear reel good, dammit.
LB
OK, I keep checking in hoping for cute Easter pictures and there aren't any!
Ooooh, I like your new picture, J...er, um, J-Lo.
Happy Easter! (Yeah, I'm just now getting around to it.)
Andie,
That's funny!
LB
Geesh, would you BLOG, woman? I miss your morning snark 'n coffee!
Dy
LOL I want to but I am having a writers block! And no time. lol
Jess
So how much didj'all (like that word?)get done during the visit?
Hurry up already, I'm tired of cussing Leslie Sansone.
Could you do some audio bits, too? I have a few ideas...You'll need an inspiring one, for good days, and an insulting one (Move yer fat arse! Go! You don't want him runnin' off with Earline from the Waffle House, do ya? GET UP THAT HILL!) for the bad days. Lemme know....
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