Watch this video, you'll *have* to smile.
Thursday, December 13, 2007
Chuck Norris is a household name for us now...
I don't know how or why the Chuck Norris fact craze started butI spent a good hour laughing so hard tears were rolling down my face reading them at Chucknorrisfacts.com. Of course when I did peel my eyes off the screen it made me laugh even harder to see the bewildered looks on my dad and DH's face. And when I tried to say them outloud, sometimes even intelligible, I cried even more while they shook their heads and tried to hold their laughter in. Resistance was futile though and soon enough all of us had tears rolling down our faces at such goodies as:
Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
Chuck Norris once worked as a weatherman for the San Diego evening news. Every night he would make the same forecast: Partly cloudy with a 75% chance of Pain.
There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.(I really want this one on a t-shirt lol).
Everybody loves Raymond. Except Chuck Norris. (or this one - rofl!)
Oh and there's much, much more! rofl
Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
Chuck Norris once worked as a weatherman for the San Diego evening news. Every night he would make the same forecast: Partly cloudy with a 75% chance of Pain.
There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.(I really want this one on a t-shirt lol).
Everybody loves Raymond. Except Chuck Norris. (or this one - rofl!)
Oh and there's much, much more! rofl
Sunday, December 9, 2007
Lip Synching Baby
I don't remember if I ever actually posted this or not. It's from our trip last April. *T* was about 16 months old.
Friday, December 7, 2007
Ron Paul on Homeschooling
Someone running for office, much less the presidential race, saying this stuff OUT LOUD is refreshing!
BTW, I'm still undecided between him and Huckabee, anyone want to help me decide? lol
Wednesday, December 5, 2007
Santa Baby....
OK - I debated whether or not to post this because it's a "santa spoiler" so to speak but if you're reading this you're probably either a) An adult or b) A child who typed in google/yahoo "is Santa real". Either way, you can probably handle the following. ;-)
If you are a "Pere Noel" believer you may not want to read any further, consider yourself warned. ;-)
Alright so most of y'all know I have an 8yo brother. Let's call him Ed. So my mom was curious if Ed still believed in Santa. She hints around about him until Ed says, "Mom, I haven't believed in Santa since I was 1 years old!" Cute right? You don't know Ed. He has these snappy 1 liners that make me laugh SO darn hard while at the same time glad it's not my kid saying it. LOL Eds father says "Well, who do you think the man at the mall is then?"
Eds reply was, "Some guy with a crappy job!"
Oh my that child is full of stuff like that. Like I said HYSTERICAL 'cause he's not mine. hehehe
Oh and check this out - who says all the fun in pumpkin pie is eating it? (sorry it's so blurry but you get the idea)
If you are a "Pere Noel" believer you may not want to read any further, consider yourself warned. ;-)
Alright so most of y'all know I have an 8yo brother. Let's call him Ed. So my mom was curious if Ed still believed in Santa. She hints around about him until Ed says, "Mom, I haven't believed in Santa since I was 1 years old!" Cute right? You don't know Ed. He has these snappy 1 liners that make me laugh SO darn hard while at the same time glad it's not my kid saying it. LOL Eds father says "Well, who do you think the man at the mall is then?"
Eds reply was, "Some guy with a crappy job!"
Oh my that child is full of stuff like that. Like I said HYSTERICAL 'cause he's not mine. hehehe
Oh and check this out - who says all the fun in pumpkin pie is eating it? (sorry it's so blurry but you get the idea)
Some people have ants on the counter, some people have cats on the counter, I have an epidemic of diaper clad children on my counter. ;-)
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